Glomer Hicner

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Glomer Hicner
Good luck GrowinG your own lunch in peewees neon fuckinG playrooM dipshit
First Appearance
AKA	Glo
Emanant Aspect	Breath
Age	9 Repitonian Solar Sweeps
Gender Identity	He/Him
Status	Alive
Screen Name	phytophagusPermutation
Typing Style	Capitalizes M and G in reference to Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons.
Relations	Crytum Lydian - Matesprit Endari Vernir - Moirail Gerbat Batrav - Ex-Moirail
Music	Raison D'ohtre ♫ Nightlife ♫
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Glomer Hicner is a secondary troll in Vast Error. His associated alchemic sigil is Distill.

In Glomer's trollodex entry, his bullet points are listed as:

• puts the "h" in school
• extremely tired of wearing the Bart Simpson suit
• vegan and proud

Etymology

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Biography

When Glomer was young, he was moirails with Gerbat Batrav. Sometime before the events of Snowbound Blood, the two had a falling out and an eventual divorce.

Glomer wanted to be an actor, but those ambitions never came to fruition, and as a result he ended up working in the Reduplication Caverns. However, due to his aspirations, he neglected learning the skills required for the Reduplication Caverns, and Glomer now works as a Substitute Teacher but is treated more like an errand boy for Hamifi Hekrix. His responsibilities range from merely watching over young trolls to dressing up as Bart from The Simpsons to setting up Wriggling Day events, including baking the cakes.

Glomer's highly demanding job is only alleviated by his friendships with The Boys, consisting of Bytcon Krypto his moirail Endari Vernir, and his matesprit Crytum Lydian.

Personality and traits

Glomer is shown to be highly stressed and tired due to having an unfulfilling job. This causes him to be much more disillusioned and pessimistic with his life. In a conversation with Necron Exmort, he expresses that "[Repiton] is a broken world anyway so any effort spent not complaining is totally wasted." He's admits to Necron that he's unwilling to change the world for the better because his job drains him of energy to even care. Coupled with his failed acting career, he feels resigned to Corporate for the rest of his life.

Glomer describes himself as not as talkative as his friends Endari and Bytcon, but Secily notes that this may just be because he hasn't had the chance to open himself up to others openly. Glomer further elaborates on this in Crytum's route where he rhetorically says "when do I going to finally get to be me."

Despite being a Jadeblood, he does not feel like he's a part of the Jade family. Due to his demanding job, Glomer will take any opportunity to give himself more time away for breaks and respite, such as aiding Secily with her investigation.

Relationships

Crytum Lydian

Crytum is Glomer's matesprit.

Endari Vernir

Endari is Glomer's moirail.

Gerbat Batrav

Gerbat is Glomer's former moirail. Gerbat and Glomer were once very close, but because of Gerbat's inexplicable medical condition, Gerbat is not fit to work in the Reduplication Caverns and found a living for himself in an isolated swamp, leaving behind Glomer and eventually leading to their divorce. Glomer is still bitter about the situation, dropping references to it in his conversation with Necron and sharing it with The Boys.

Hamifi Hekrix

Hamifi is Glomer's superior in the Reduplication Caverns. Hamifi gives Glomer his tasks, but regards Glomer as an incompetent slacker. Glomer says she has to repeat herself three times to him just to make sure he understands and he pretends to listen on occasion. Hamifi considers Glomer to be a disgrace to the caste, especially when she tells Secily, whom Hamifi thinks is Glomer in a Bart costume, not to drop the grub she was holding.

Trivia

• His would-be classpect is Page of Breath.
• His failed acting ambitions and some of his sprites are references to the Undertale character Burgerpants.
• He is 5'9.