Calder Kerian

Calder Kerian
In return, I can offer what you want most. And I don't need you to tell me what that is. I can plainly see what's at the top of your list.
Introduction First Appearance
Title	Maid of Void
Age	8 Repitonian Solar Sweeps
Gender Identity	He/Him (Cis Male)
Status	Alive
Screen Name	grandioseSaturation
Typing Style	Proper grammar and syntax, an intentional absence of a typing quirk.
Strife Specibi	Glaivekind, Halberdkind , Golfclubkind
Fetch Modus	Rolodex
Relations	Caesar Consceleratus Persolus - Ancestor Serpaz Helilo - Ex-Kismesis Occeus Coliad - Ex-Moirail
Planet	Land of Murk and Quagmire
Music	Oversaturated ♫ Tyrant ♫ Immortal ♫ Cheap (Boxed Wine) ♫ Oversaturated (Elevator Mix) ♫ Reverent ♫ Ellsee's Theme (Ft. Calder Kerian) (UF) ♫ Archon ♫ Hallowed Halls ♫ Dark Mirror ♫ VI-rulent VI-ndication ♫ Turncoat ♫ A Portrait Of Ruin ♫
	v·d·e
Chatlogs Murrit: Answer the other troll. Arcjec: Open Memo. Occeus: Seek clarification. Ellsee: Begin memo. Calder: Answer Occeus. Ellsee: Go off. Arcjec: Open new memo. Sova: Continue reading. Prince: Exhaust. Calder: Receive message from business partner. Sova: Disregard that. Lurk in the new memo instead. Calder: Answer old friend. ======>

Calder Kerian, also known by his Skorpe handle, grandioseSaturation, is one of the trolls in Vast Error. His associated alchemic sigil is Iron and his horns are pointed upwards and towards each other, with the right one resembling the light of an angler fish. 

He was the ninth troll introduced and the third troll introduced in Act 2, however he made several appearances throughout Act 1.

Despite appearing as such, his blood is not the fuchsia blood of the designated ruling class of trolls, but is a similar, but ultimately distinct Magenta color.

Biography

Six Sweeps

Nothing is currently known about who Calder was at six sweeps.

During the Game

Calder has not currently been shown to have entered the game.

Relationships

Murrit Turkin

Murrit does not like Calder at all. Murrit makes a huge point of annoying or ignoring Calder whenever possible, even basing his "love" and persistence of enjoying hentai to mock his male-centric ideals and hoity toity attitude. Conversely, Calder is frustrated with Murrit's refusal to behave like a proper sea dweller, and regularly tries to boss Murrit around, even though he at one point deeply respected him.

Occeus Coliad

It has been shown that Calder and Occeus have had a, now-ended, pale relationship with one another.

Ellsee Raines

Calder is generally dismissive and disrespectful towards Ellsee, as he is with most of the female cast of Vast Error. He constantly talks down to her and sees her as an incompetent stooge, unwilling to let her prove otherwise.

Ellsee simply sees him as a chauvinistic prick, but isn't petty enough to leave him out of the loop when she has important information.

Trivia

• Calder is similar to Equius Zahhak along with Eridan Ampora and his dancestor, Cronus Ampora of Homestuck. Like Equius and Eridan, Calder is a highblood who is obsessed with the pecking order and ruling over the lower castes. Like both the Amporas, Calder is pretty terrible towards women.
  • Like Equius, Calder often concerns himself on whether other people are acting properly within their caste.
  • Like Cronus, Calder picked up a supposed vice to add to a certain image, but ultimately misses the point of actually partaking in that vice (Cronus started "smoking cigarettes" (actually pieces of his old wands), but never actually lights them since he feels like it would be a waste; Calder likes to hold and swirl wine but despises the taste.)